Front Page Sunday Stuff

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The most Important news this week. Kinda.

So I will start with the shallow news that Celebrity Big Brother has started again. ‘Celebrity-really-didn’t-have-a-clue-who-most-of-them-were-Big-Brother.’ So we have Heather from Eastenders, fresh after leaving the soap and realizing that she had fuck all to do now. Coleen Nolan who I think has been on every reality show possible and won’t fucking give up and then we have Jasmine Lennard who want to Lez it up while she’s there. To quote the star “The saucy model has enjoyed lesbian encounters and won’t rule out another during her time in the Channel 5 house.” Because with the other long-nailed-long-haired-straight as fuck contestants there’s more chance of a unicorn being the fourteenth contestant than there is of that happening.

I promise this is the last time I gush about the Olympics. Actually probably not. But how good was the closing ceremony? I actually thought it was just going to be a little stage performance and it would all be very dandy. But in reality it was incredible. Obviously I have to mention the Spice Girls where my twitter jammed with all the 90s kids peeing their knickers and all the younger kids being like ‘Who are these middle aged broads?’

I have to say I didn’t think Jessie J was all that good. Cue laptops being thrown in disgust. I think she’s way to up herself now and she just appeared in her weird Adam and Eve style costume too many times for my liking. And I would have preferred if the truck that had One Direction on it did actually drive into the Thames but apart from that it was spectacular.

In other news, the best selling author Sarah Luddington, author of the fantasy series The Knights of Camelot, has faced homophobic abuse. Her main characters are Bisexual and people are really not liking it.

Her main storyline is about the love between King Arthur and Lancelot and she has had emails and letters calling her books twisted, disgusting and perverted. People can interpret History in any way they want. Just look at the series the Tudors, they got Jonathan Rhys Meyers to play Henry, possibly the most sexy man alive and yet the actual king was believed to have been fat and vile. And I bet these are the people who watch lesbian porn that star Snow White tying Repunzal up with her hair and licking her. That’s probably not historically correct either.

The LGBT sports taster week got underway on Monday. Many groups throughout London have been holding sessions as part of Out For Sport’s Sports Week. The aim is to tackle homophobia and transphobia in sport. Which I really hope it does because I feel the people who don’t like it are just scared that they’ll be looked at while changing. But then need to get the fuck over themselves because they’re probably as ugly as shit.

Research from Out for Sport showed that nearly three quarters of people they asked thought that homophobia and transphobia were barriers to getting involved in sport. SO if you are a lesbian lady and you fancy being the next Jessica Ennis, of course you do, why wouldn’t you, then think about taking part in one of these fun-dancing-around-with-unicorns type of event.

And gather up ladies and go and see this wonderful night of entertainment.

“On Saturday, September 15, at 8pm, What The Frock! is pleased to host a special evening of comedy by women performers as the evening entertainment during the UK Feminista Summer School weekend, which this year is held in Bristol.” I will be doing a big promotional piec on this soon so hold your unicorns and wait for that.
And my last little bit is that there is a twitition going on (a petition..on twitter) to get a lip service series three going so SIGN YOUR NAME.  Because you know you want to! -
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6 thoughts on “Front Page Sunday Stuff

    kate said:
    August 16, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    ha cbb, always hilrious.

    Paula said:
    August 16, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    The stories you choose to write about are just so funny. That homosphobic one is shit though!!

    Cat said:
    August 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    funny as per xx

    Nancy said:
    August 16, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    I think that night sounds amazing!

    Ann said:
    August 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    I love thblog. The writing is just soooo funnyyy!!!! Is it just you thats writes it??

    Kare said:
    August 20, 2012 at 6:38 pm

    Completely agree about 1D and Jesse J
    Think it’s harder to be a gay guy in sport than a lesbian though as people always assume women doing sport are lesbian anyway. Even though all my male friends always talk their naked wrestling in the showers…

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