Friday Sex Talk

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First time lesbian sex

Having lesbian sex for the first time is like eating a massive cherry pie. A little tricky, hot and delicious. If you think you are a card carrying, you’ve found a girl that you would like to get naked with or you just want to know what it’s like to get down and dirty with a woman, then these are some tips. From a person who had her first time with her boss.  In a garage. So yeah maybe don’t pay that much attention.

It’s not something you can teach yourself from manuals or off the internet before you go in. It’s putting-a-cork-back-in-the-wine-bottle pointless to try. You won’t really know what’s going on down there until you’re down there so to speak. But it will feel right once you are. I doubt you’re going to see it then run off screaming in the direction of some penis and balls. It may or it may be intense and you’ll know which bit goes where straight away or it may be really fumbly and giggly

For Gods Holy Jesus’s sake cut your nails. I talk about this a lot but until you’ve been fucked with long nails and it feels like a family of ants have moved up there and are continuously biting you, you have no idea how painful it can be. With hair down there, if you like it, then keep it. Never be pressured into the whining-talking-like-a-five-year-old bodies that porn stars have. But the same, if you don’t like it then get rid. There just isn’t a particularly haircut that you’re ‘meant’ to have as a lesbian.

What does help in the situation is that you have the same body as the person you’re sexing. So if you know what pleases you it can help a lot. Whether she likes the same thing is a gamble but at least you’ll know how to guide her into what you like. And so you’re first time may be an amazing pool of pink unicorns and rainbows, even if hers isn’t. And her vagina may look different to yours. I don’t mean it will be purple with green spots or have little men skiing down it but the shape and size may vary. So don’t freak out. The only thing I’ve really struggled with was a pierced clit. I sort of just stared at it like ‘What the shit am I meant to do with you?’

When it gets to actually doing things with them, don’t dive bomb straight down there. I know it may be very tempting to see what it looks like but you have to pay attention to all her other lovely bits aswell such as her boobs, her ears and her wrists. Any part of her that you haven’t seen naked before. And what you do on your first time is totally up to you too. If you want to crack open the sex toys, cover the girl in peanut butter and fuck until the sun comes up then go for it, but also if all you want to do is sit in onesies and stroke her boobs while watching Harry Potter then that’s fine too.

What I would suggest to you is find out what type of lesbian she is. If she doesn’t like to be touched, she’s not joking or doing it for attention, she really does not want her vagina being touched. Also you can come across the almighty pillow queens who only want you to touch them and they won’t really do that much to you apart from move their hand around a bit before declaring they’re too tired.

And things that you may not want to read are coming next. It may not be the most exquisite moment of your life and you may not see butterflies and magic. If you’re partner doesn’t orgasm you may feel like you’re failed. You may realize it’s not really something you like doing or it might  be painful if you’ve never had sex with a boy before. And all this is A-ok. I think a lot of people hold all their hopes, pleasure and answers to life great mysteries on this one time where you lie on top of someone naked and move around. You have to be patient, try again, maybe take a holiday, or take a bath as that’s where I like to ponder all my problems. Just remember that practise makes perfect.

This is meant to be a fun experience so don’t think about it too much. Never compare your body to there’s though. This is one I’m really bad for. I might be having the best fucking time of my life and then suddenly I’ll look over and be like ‘Jesus her arse is much nicer than mine,’ Cue crying and telling myself sternly that I must get to the gym more. So really, I have no fucking idea what I’m chatting about. Feel free to comment on anything or tell the wonderful readers about your first time.

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14 thoughts on “Friday Sex Talk

    Mary said:
    August 16, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    So so true all of this. My first time was just shocking. But not in a garage effi……not in a garage….. great post.

    Lily said:
    August 16, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    I had a great first experience. But yes def did the whole checking her body out and comparing it thing. Have to stop doing that!

    Bella said:
    August 16, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    I wold suggest pputting on music or something so its not completly silent but I think you covered evrything else effi!! hahahaa

    Nick said:
    August 16, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    yes cut your nails!!! hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Steph said:
    August 16, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    Hilarious as always. And a good topic to cover never would have thought of this one. xx

    Lanie said:
    August 16, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    no mine wasnt mind blowing either. But the one after it was amazing. If you watch greys anatomy Callie had a hard time making the transition. But afterwards loved it!! Just got to be a bit patient. Great topic.

    Claire Beems said:
    August 16, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    great advice. ANd funny too. Glad I stumbled across this. x

    Anon said:
    August 16, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    Im really scared to do it for the first time!!!

    Cathy said:
    August 16, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    Practise does make perfect thats for sure!

    LexGeek said:
    August 16, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    You should do a post on what to do if you get with someone and its not your frist time but its theres. Really love friday sex talk.

    Remmi said:
    August 16, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    This is really funny.

    Sophia said:
    August 16, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    I think once you get with thhe girls you just know. “It’s putting-a-cork-back-in-the-wine-bottle pointless to try” This made me giggle. xxxx

    AllThatGlitters said:
    August 17, 2012 at 11:31 am

    This is very true, I think I had Disney-like expectations of my first time and was very naive. My advice would be just make sure you trust the person and can tell them what you like and don’t like. My first time was far too rough and it took me a while to learn that finding someone who knows how to make you feel good in bed is touch and go (pardon the pun) and sex is also better if you have some sort of bond or connection so you’re not awkward with them :)

    gabby said:
    March 20, 2013 at 8:06 pm

    My sex story
    We lay there talkin & flirtin so i get on top & whisper in her (knowin this drives her crazy) i kiss my way from her ear to her stomach. I suck on her neck while grippin on her waist. We kiss intensely, i unbutton her pants & play with her fat wet pussy! I pull her shirt above her head & again suck on her neck while squeezing her plump breast i float my way down & suck on her nipples until there hard & pointy. When i was done i floated my way down to hell nabel i kiss her from the nabel & up (teasin her shes wantin my tongue more & more) i pull her pants off & finger her pussy until her clit shows he finally shows i work my way to the bottom & spread her lips with my tongue lickin up & down constantly. I suck on her clit (shes runnin but i have her now) suckin her clit i lick it at the same time! I lick around her clit & lips in a circular motion & tongue fuck her afterwards! i suck & lick her clit one last time & she goes crazy (shes cummin) i lick in between her lips up & down. I stick my fingers in & finger fuck the shit out of her! shes moanin & runin but shes not goin no where i jst started now then i….

    Lol….comment your number & ill finish it thru yhur text!

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