First Kisses

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First kisses should be magical and gorgeous and the best thing since sliced bread (and toast is pretty damn good). The kind that Ross and Rachel had in the doorway in the rain. Or Callie and Arizona have in the bathroom (maybe thats just good because Arizona is SO hot).

Obviously you need to have fresh breath. Eat a mint or some chocolate or smoke a cigaratte, what ever takes the other person’s fancy. Try not to eat garlic because the girl will probably back away. If she backs away,you never see her in daylight and sucks your neck a little too hard though she may be a vampire. But if thats your thing then work away.

Kissing isn’t really something that you can describe. It’s like moving your mouth in time with someone else and not doing any blowing, chewing or chatting. I think you can tell a lot in a first kiss. It can go two ways, you either get that spark or fireworks that hit you or their face hits you because the kiss has gone terribly embarrassingly wrong.

Try to be at the same height or that can get awkward. No one should break the perfect kiss because they have neck cramp. Try not to be really drunk or usually too much tongue can get in the way. Also if you’re doing it in a public place don’t be surrounded by lads who think your doing it for attention or that you want them to join in. Slapping a lad in the face because he’s touched your arse can really ruin the moment for you and your girl.

First kisses are amazing and should leave you wanting more. Pause for a bit and slowly move in as that holds the suspense, and then go for it and feel that Oh-my-god-I-could-do-this-forever-and-ever feeling. And if they’re with a person that you have amazing chemistry with then they can’t really get any better. And if that first kiss is THAT amazing that you find yourself eating sliced bread with them in the morning then I owuld consider that a fabulous success.

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7 thoughts on “First Kisses

    Heather said:
    June 13, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    Yes, make sure you are on the same level! This is a crucial bit of advice, especially if you are so short that little green men from mars normally look down on you (like me). Find a curb, a box, a cat, anything to stand on! Because nothing sucks more than the stiff neck that comes from twenty minutes of lip locking with a lady twice your height!

    Jenny said:
    June 14, 2012 at 12:51 pm

    Moving your mouth at the same time. So romantci Effi :)

    Tom said:
    June 14, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    Haaaa I love these posts.

    Hattie said:
    June 14, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    Eating toast with them in the morning is always a success.

    Jem said:
    June 14, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    Oh my god your ,ove for greys anatomy is so funny. its in like every post. I love callie though, shes so hot.

    Jem said:
    June 14, 2012 at 1:02 pm


    Mezm said:
    June 23, 2012 at 5:58 am

    Cool article

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